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各位養魚的PTT者...以下理由可以給各位參考一下!!
http://reefkeeping.com/issues/2004-08/tt/index.htm
 
賓哥~
小弟有看沒有懂啦~~~
翻譯一下唄~~~^_^
 
Of course saltwater tanks are cheaper, Honey. There are more fish in the ocean than in freshwater lakes.
哈哈哈哈哈,我最喜歡這個
 
努力把他通通背下來~~~
10個可以抵個一兩個月喔!!!
不知還有沒有下一部曲?!不然不夠用了........
對了~~~大家在這兒集思廣益好了。
 
阿凸仔這麼open,也是要來這一招。
 
PTT 是英文吧
so..
怕老婆無國界
(好像ㄠ的有點硬..^^|||)
 
10) Oh that? It came with the live rock I just got off of a friend who was taking down his tank.
這一個好像站上蠻多大大使用的 ^^||
 
[這篇文章最後由benson在 2004/08/13 10:52pm 第 1 次編輯]

第10名) Oh that? It came with the live rock I just got off of a friend who was taking down his tank.
喔..那個阿..是..從別人給我的活石順便帶進來的!!

第9名) I don't know where that came from. It must be a hitchhiker.
我不道牠從那裡來低...可能是偷渡客吧!!

8) Gee Honey, I'd love to fly back East with you to visit your mother, but my clownfish is pregnant and I don't have a midwife fish. I guess I'll have to stay home and try to play the part of the midwife fish.
親愛低...我真的很希望跟你回娘家去看你媽...但我的小丑魚快生了...可是沒人替牠接生...
看來我必須留在家裡'幫牠接生了!!!

7) I paid for that coral with the money I made from selling frags.
那個珊胡是我用賣斷支的錢買的..

6) Of course saltwater tanks are cheaper, Honey. There are more fish in the ocean than in freshwater lakes.
ReefCollection of Huntington Beach, CA
當然...養海水比較便宜摟!!因為,在海洋的魚當然比湖的魚.多太多了..
5) What new fish?
ㄟ...那有新的魚??
4) Powder Blue Tang - $80
Ultra Green Torch - $80
Rare Capricornis - $100
Telling your wife it all cost $50 by using a year's worth of $5 bills stuffed in the secret comparment of your wallet - PRICELESS!
粉籃吊:$80
Ultra Green Torch - $80(抱歉..這種魚沒聽過..自己填)
罕見的CApricomis -$100 因為不知什麼魚..大概是這種吧??
http://www.amonline.net.au/fishes/fishfacts/fish/acapricorn.htm
跟老婆說用自己的$500元私房錢中的USD50元買的...無價!!
----這應該是抄Mastercard還是VISA card CF 的slogan吧!!
3) After this purchase I will have EVERYTHING I need.
買這個後...我就買齊了!!

2) I got all this from a trade of my very rare brown polyps.
這個是用我那隻很"罕見"的Mr. 伯郎換的!!

1) Can I have an extra $20 for the groceries this week?
這禮拜可不可以給我多二十元買些日用雜貨??
中英文造指不佳 :em06: ...如有筆誤請見諒!!
 
恩~
這樣就能跟老婆說囉~~~
謝謝~~~賓哥~
 
我們也來辦一個中文版的吧
先開放投稿
再舉行投票
閒著也是閒著
要玩嗎?
 
我先提供一個可以給站上使用的爆笑式天大謊言
"喔!那是我在ph8.4上抽到的"
 
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